"I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you."

-- Amy Schumer

#Mother Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Weight Quotes

“A few years ago England would have struggled to beat the Eskimos”
“Your life feels different on you, once you greet death and understand your heart's position. You wear your life like a garment from the mission bundle sale ever after - lightly because you realize you never paid nothing for it, cherishing because you know you won't ever come by such a bargain again.”
“Breathing will change your life! Breathing is the most important thing you will ever do.”
“What exhibit buildings God will have! The historical exhibits, the scientific exhibits, the spiritual exhibits, to be able to see the marvelous wonders of the Spirit World!”
“The people of this country desperately need to engage in an open and honest debate about mental health.”

Source : "U.S. surgeon-general focuses on suicide, mental health". www.cnn.com. April 17, 1998.
“After death, life reappears in a different form and with different laws. It is inscribed in the laws of the permanence of life on the surface of the earth and everything that has been a plant and an animal will be destroyed and transformed into a gaseous, volatile and mineral substance.”
“We are not certain, we are never certain. If we were we could reach some conclusions, and we could, at last, make others take us seriously. In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
“A lot of companies are still using social as the worldâ€™s shortest press release.”

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