"Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help."

-- Andy Borowitz

#Funny Christmas Quotes #Sweaters Quotes #Helping Quotes

“What I wonder is what would happen in California, say, if all the Mexicans left from one day to the next?”
“If we could but paint with the hand what we see with the eye.”
“One cannot create an art that speaks to men when one has nothing to say.”
“Youâ€™d get very rich if you thought of yourself as having a card with only twenty punches in a lifetime, and every financial decision used up one punch. Youâ€™d resist the temptation to dabble. Youâ€™d make more good decisions and youâ€™d make more big decisions.”
“Happiness implied a choice, and within that choice a concerted will, a lucid desire.”
“Writing is a splendid sorter of... feelings, better even than paint.”
“I have made more friends for American culture than the State Department. Certainly I have made fewer enemies, but that isn't very difficult.”
“But I'm warning you, we're growing up.”

Source : Song: Turpentine, Album: The Story, 2007

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