"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."

-- Bill Cosby

#Fathers Day Quotes #Children Quotes #Dad Quotes

“I was blessed with a God-given talent and my mother raised me the right way.”
“I have an affinity for Africa, especially East Africa, and Kansas looks very much like that.”
“I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal to do that.”
“There are some girls who are turned on by my body, and some others who are turned off. but for the majority i just use it as a conversation piece. like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd street would have a natural conversation piece. then when they get to talking to me they see i am not mean but gentle to them and thats all they want to know”
“Markets really matter. Because the bigger the market, the more targets there are for the missile to hit.”

Source : "Founders and Heat Seeking Missiles" by Josh Kopelman, www.businessinsider.com. August 17, 2010.
“With real wages still falling for many, people are increasingly being forced to use their credit cards, their dwindling savings, or take out payday or doorstep loans if they need to buy anything beyond the most everyday of items.”

Source : "Cost of living crisis: We are £40 a week worse off under the Tories" by Stephen Hayward, www.mirror.co.uk. March 22, 2014.
“The world was hers for the reading.”
“I always loved music. You know, my parents said I started singing when I was 4, in the car.”

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