"What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.."

-- Danny DeVito

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Lying Quotes

“I have a debt, a loyalty to the museum; the best place for me to do what I wanted to do.”
“My father was a soil scientist with the Geological Survey.”
“I'd learned myself by the age of sixteen that just as girls guarded their virginity, boys guarded something less tangible which they called Themselves.”

Source : Joyce Johnson (1999). “Minor Characters: A Beat Memoir”, p.58, Penguin
“The sun stands for energy and youth, which is what I thought the circus should be about.”
“If you want to make a difference in the lives of the people you lead, you must be willing to walk alongside them, to lift and encourage them, to share moments of understanding with them, and to spend time with them, not just shout down at them from on high.”
“If I have a rare Saturday night when I can go out to see a movie, I look at the paper and I go, 'Hmm, what's the best medicine for my mind?' I'm going, 'What's the most escapist, fun entertainment I can go to?' So I think that's number one, first and foremost, because that's why I think people go to movies. It's a bonus that there's something real.”

Source : Source: www.movieweb.com
“Everything is self-evident.”
“I want to kiss you.â€ Jaceâ€™s whisper pulled me from my thoughts and I glanced up to find his eyes blazing with raw need. â€œJust because Marc wonâ€™t touch you doesnâ€™t mean I shouldnâ€™t. Right? I donâ€™t have that kind of self-control, and honestly, I donâ€™t see the point in it. Are you supposed to be impressed by how long we can go without touching you? â€™Cause if thatâ€™s the game weâ€™re playing, I think Iâ€™d rather lose.”

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