"There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two."

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Red Skelton

#Memories Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Loss Quotes

“Family law is institutionally anti-male. I've been lobbying MPs, and I'm not going to give up campaigning for equality until I get equality.”
“And now, I'm thinking again, isn't there something we can do about something we can't do anything about?”
“I'm making tapes for insomniacs to use in the future. I'm going to sell them as a kit to cure insomnia.”
“He hasn't lost his vision. That's one thing. He's good. The guy is smooth and knows how to set up blocks. He's a veteran, too. It's fun to watch him run. Hopefully everything works out all right physically, but certainly he looks good so far.”
“If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy.”
“I'm a winner, I play to win, I want to make good things go on around me.”
“The key is that Jesus does want to speak to us-to you-today. In your own language, just as a friend would speak. We simply need to take the time to listen.”
“Running has made my life worthwhile. I used to be more dead than alive after the personal tragedy in my life.”

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