"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

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Chris Rock

#Stupid Quotes #Wish Quotes #Getting High Quotes

“You have your words, and I have mine.”
“Leadership requires creating conditions that enable employees to do the kinds of experimentation that entrepreneurship requires.”

Source : Eric Ries (2011). “The Lean Startup: How Today's Entrepreneurs Use Continuous Innovation to Create Radically Successful Businesses”, p.35, Crown Business
“If you want to know everything about the market, go to the beach. Push and pull your hands with the waves. Some are bigger waves, some are smaller. But if you try to push the wave out when it's coming in, it'll never happen. The market is always right.”

Source : "Trading 102: Getting Down to Business". Book by Sunny J Harris, 1998.
“However, what Article VI [of the U.S. Constitution] does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right to say, as loudly as I may choose, that I will on no account vote for a smirking hick like Mike Huckabee, who is an unusually stupid primate but who does not have the elementary intelligence to recognize the fact that this is what he is.”
“... one's own faults are always a heavy chain to drag through life and one can't help groaning under the weight now and then.”
“Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families.”

Source : Robbie Fowler (2009). “Fowler: My Autobiography”, p.31, Pan Macmillan
“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.”
“Run forward when possible, walk ahead when you can, stagger onward when you must, but never cease your forward movement.”

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