"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."

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Source : "How funny women fought hard for their place in the spotlight" by Paul Harris, www.theguardian.com. October 20, 2012.

Elayne Boosler

#Mother Quotes #Jesus Quotes #Resurrection Quotes

“Nothing said in words ever came out quite even. Things in words got twisted and ran together, instead of staying straight and fitting together.”
“The best way to prepare for death is to live life to its fullest.”

Source : St Philip Neri (2009). “The Maxims and Sayings of St Philip Neri”, p.48, St Athanasius Press
“Brussels sprouts are misunderstood - probably because most people don't know how to cook them properly.”
“Do not imagine you can exorcise what oppresses you in life by giving vent to it in art.”
“We typically don't choose our athletes until about a month prior to the Games because anything can happen.”
“Privacy is not for the passive.”
“Italy's siren call lures us more and more.”
“We have two distinct types of political organization to take into account; and clearly, too, when their origins are considered, it is impossible to make out that the one is a mere perversion of the other. Therefore when we include both types under a general term like government, we get into logical difficulties; difficulties of which most writers on the subject have been more or less vaguely aware, but which, until within the last half-century, none of them has tried to resolve.”

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