"We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Song Quotes #Girlfriend Quotes #Mean Quotes

“Most private traders on a losing streak keep trying to trade their way out of a hole. A loser thinks a successful trade is just around the corner, and that his luck is about to turn. He keeps putting on more trades and increases his size, all the while digging himself a deeper hole in the ice. The sensible thing to do would be to reduce your trading size and then stop and review your system.”
“That which is alive hath known death, and that which is dead can never die, for in the Circle of the Spirit life is naught and death is naught. Yea, all things live forever, though at times they sleep and are forgotten.”

Source : H. Rider Haggard (1999). “She”, p.102, Regnery Gateway
“Trees give peace to the souls of men.”
“My New Obsession... is YOUR DESTRUCTION!!”
“You should watch what you say to people.”
“On those nights, the words were for me alone. They came up unbidden from my heart. They spilled over my tongue and spilled out my mouth. And because of them, I, who was nothing and nobody, was a prince of Denmark, a maid of Verona, a queen of Egypt. I was a sour misanthrope, a beetling hypocrite, a conjurer's daughter, a mad and murderous king.”
“No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It's like arguing about earthquakes.”
“Why tie to gold? Why not 1982 Bordeaux?”

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