"A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena."

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Source : "Panel Round Two". "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!", www.npr.org. February 16, 2013.

Peter Sagal

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“My death, taking the light from my eyes, gives back to the day the purity which they soiled.”
“In this lifetime you're nothing more than you appear to be: a stupid, selfish, ignorant, spoiled little girl who thinks the world lives or dies on whether she gets to go out with some good-looking boy at school...I'd still relish this moment...killing you.”
“I always wanted to go into the military or something like that - my whole family, all my friends are either Air Force, Navy, or Marines.”

Source : "Q&A – RJ Mitte (Walter Jr.)". Interview with Brian Fegter, www.amc.com. March 2008.
“If it is a terrifying thought that life is at the mercy of the multiplication of these minute bodies [microbes], it is a consoling hope that Science will not always remain powerless before such enemies...”
“Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere”
“How sweet and gracious, even in common speech, Is that fine sense which men call Courtesy! Wholesome as air and genial as the light, Welcome in every clime as breath of flowers, It transmutes aliens into trusting friends, And gives its owner passport round the globe.”
“Mathematics is an escape from reality.”
“Sometimes you give birth to something or you're part of a team that gives birth to an idea, and it grows and has a whole life of its own, and you feel grateful. It's just so humbling.”

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