"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

-- Rita Rudner

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“We must pray without tiring, for the salvation of mankind does not depend upon material success . . . but on Jesus alone.”
“Seek refuge in Mary because she is the city of refuge. We know that Moses set up three cities of refuge for anyone who inadvertently killed his neighbor. Now the Lord has established a refuge of mercy, Mary, even for those who deliberately commit evil. Mary provides shelter and strength for the sinner.”
“I like connecting with people, and that's what good art is, a point of connection. There's nothing better, on stage or on film, than feeling like you've achieved that.”

Source : "Ruth Negga: 'I'm not in any rush to get anywhere'". Interview with Tom Lamont, www.theguardian.com. November 3, 2012.
“Actually, I've only been involved with one girl I worked with. It was Alyssa Milano. We didn't actually have an onscreen kiss - we're about to but it gets broken up.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I stayed involved with music my whole life. I was always playing with other people.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“Because your goal is a complete rough draft of a novel, and every rough draft, by being complete, is perfect.”
“My creed is that public service must be more than doing a job efficiently and honestly. It must be a complete dedication to the people and to the nation with full recognition that every human being is entitled to courtesy and consideration, that constructive criticism is not only to be expected but sought, that smears are not only to be expected but fought, that honor is to be earned, not bought.”
“No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature.”

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