"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Funny Quotes #Friendship Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April."”
“To feel is perhaps the most terrifying thing in this society.”
“The suit-and-tie job is very nice, but it's not really who I am in my heart.”
“I show up knowing exactly who I was and never leave as myself.”
“Growing up in eastern Turkey, I was not really involved with the family business - sheep and cow farming, yogurt and cheese making. But I think I learned from my father the unspoken business language or instincts that go back thousands of years.”
“... a Christian is quite certain to fall into the same sins which he condemns in another with merciless and inhuman severity, for 'a stern king will fall into misfortunes,' and 'one who stops his ears so as not to hear the weak, shall himself cry, and there shall be none to hear him' (Prov. 13:17; 21:13).”
“Racing is what I live for, and it makes my world go around. Having said that, without the support of the diabetes community, I may not have gotten back into the race car after my diagnosis in October 2007.”
“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.”

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