"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

-- Robert Bloch

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“Let no man grumble when his friends fall off, As they will do like leaves at the first breeze; When your affairs come round, one way or t'other, Go to the coffee house, and take another.”
“The first gold star a child gets in school for the mere performance of a needful task is its first lesson in graft.”
“I think What Dreams May Come is the most important (read effective) book I've written. It has caused a number of readers to lose their fear of death the finest tribute any writer could receive. ... Somewhere In Time is my favorite novel.”

Source : "ED GORMAN CALLING: We Talk to Richard Matheson". www.mysteryfile.com.
“All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, / And when they are drunk they always paint best.”
“When I was a child and teenager I read whenever I had the opportunity, but since then I've found it hard to read as much as I'd like, children, work, and pets all providing powerful incentives to escape into a book and a practical reason why I rarely do so.”
“Most books fail, not so much from a want of ability in their authors, as from an absence in their productions of a thorough development of their ability.”
“The bulletproof vest--'bullet resistant,' technically--is made of two double panels of a synthetic material called Kevlar, inside a cloth carrier that holds it around your torso like a lead X-ray smock. One cop wrote phrases from the Bible on his, 'Yea, though I walk in the valley of the Shadow of Death...' Other cops wrote their blood type.”
“A man may be defeated by his own secondary successes.”

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