"Hello, Officer? Can you help me? My dad got turned into a zombie. You know, weâ€™ve been travelling around getting rid of things that arenâ€™t real, and this time they hit back. I really need someplace to stay â€“ but can you make sure I have some holy water or something wherever it is? And some silver-jacketed bullets? Thatâ€™d be sweet. Yeah, thatâ€™d be totally cool. Thanks. And while youâ€™re at it, can you tell the guys with the straitjackets that Iâ€™m really sane? That would help."

-- Lilith Saintcrow

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“Since the earliest times it is as the exploiter that the Jew has been known amongst his fellow men of all races and creeds. Moreover, he has persistently shown himself ungrateful... The Jews have always formed a rebellious element in every state.”

Source : Nesta Helen Webster (1921). “World Revolution: The Plot Against Civilization”
“Patience is a conquering virtue.”

Source : Geoffrey Chaucer (1966). “The Canterbury Tales”
“There's something wonderfully exciting about the quiet sing song of an aeroplane overhead with all the guns in creation lighting out at it, and searchlights feeling their way across the sky like antennae, and the earth shaking snort of the bombs and the whimper of shrapnel pieces when they come down to patter on the roof.”
“Before beginning, plan carefully.”
“As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times.”
“The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.”

Source : "The News Quiz". BBC Radio 4, January 23, 2009.
“For me, I always have to establish a reality for the character. In very actor-y terms, you just have to understand his reality.”
“The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.”

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