"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there."

-- Garry Shandling

#Real Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Bed Quotes

“I have thought about the nature of this creative process and have reached a somewhat aberrant conclusion. I don't understand it and I don't think anyone else does either.”
“Old Care has a mortgage on every estate, And that's what you pay for the wealth that you get.”

Source : John Godfrey Saxe (1872). “The Poems: Complete in One Volume”, p.11
“Women's love is for their men, not for their children.”
“Aristocracy and exclusiveness tend to final overthrow, in language as in politics.”

Source : William Dwight Whitney (1867). “Language and the Study of Language Twelve Lectures on the Principles of Linguistic Science William Dwight Whitney”, p.150
“The exceptional patient is the person who, despite their diagnosis, takes charge of their health and decides to be responsible to their illness or their condition and not necessarily feel responsible for it. One stance is drenched in blame and the other is full of power.”
“If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.”
“I was there when the quote-unquote golden age of musical theater was flourishing. I met everybody who worked in theater or was famous in theater from the '40s on.”
“The Rich Man's Banquet, which was to last for a decade, had now begun: the feast, it was recognised, went to the greediest.”

Source : Osbert Sitwell (1977). “Left Hand, Right Hand!: An Autobiography”

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