"I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh."

-- Denis Leary

#Laughing Quotes #Make Me Laugh Quotes

“The brain was not built to walk into a bar, where you know nobody, and start a conversation. That's not the way humanity has courted.”
“It is up to the people and boxing fans to give me the respect I deserve once I have finished my career. I personally do not think about my legacy.”
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”

Source : Tom Lichtenheld (2005). “Everything I Know About Cars”, Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
“My idea is that the Koran is a kind of cocktail of texts that were not all understood even at the time of Muhammad. Many of them may even be a hundred years older than Islam itself. Even within Islamic traditions there is a huge body of contradictory information, including a significant Christian substrate; one can derive a whole Islamic anti-history from them if one wants.”
“Stopping Vieques bombing range good; sooner is better.”
“The touring thing is such a huge time commitment. I'm really feeling like I want to start writing and recording music again. But I have to leave for tour tomorrow. That's kind of frustrating; at the end of the day, you're plugging into this lifestyle. It's the "band lifestyle," and that's weird! I would like for touring to be creative in its own right.”
“after a man passes 60 , his mischief is mainly in his head”
“Itâ€™s hard to deny that an alarming number of those who stood for peace, not war, were either killed by deranged lone gunmen or else died in suspicious circumstances. We refer of course to the likes of JFK, Martin Luther King, Benazir Bhutto, Bobby Kennedy and John Lennon, to name but a few.”

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