"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass."

-- Frank Zappa

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“We were broke in a way that only kids can be broke. Our toes were black with dye from wearing boots that weren't waterproof. We had infected ear lobes and green rings around our fingers from cheap jewelry. No one ever even had a chocolate bar.”

Source : Heather O'Neill (2009). “Lullabies for Little Criminals: A Novel”, p.16, Harper Collins
“Fight piracy; don't squash innovation.”
“A turtleneck is about sophistication.”
“Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone”
“Life is an honor, albeit anonymously delivered.”
“The acrid scents of autumn, Reminiscent of slinking beasts, make me fear”
“The moon is setand the Pleiades; Middle ofthe night, time passes by,I lie alone.”
“Jazz speaks for life. The Blues tell the story of life's difficulties, and if you think for a moment, you will realize that they take the hardest realities of life and put them into music, only to come out with some new hope or sense of triumph.”

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