"Time wounds all heels."

-- Groucho Marx

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“I think all our characters are an amalgam of people we know in our world and ourselves.”
“When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.”
“I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.”
“It's a really exciting time to be involved in Welsh rugby.”

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“It is unethical for any man to tax another man's home to fund his social agenda. Friends don't do that, your enemies will.”
“To some physicists chaos is a science of process rather than state, of becoming rather than being.”
“It's past parsons to console us: No, nor no doctor fetch for me: I can die without my bolus; Two of a trade, lass, never agree! Parson and Doctor!--don't they love rarely Fighting the devil in other men's fields! Stand up yourself and match him fairly: Then see how the rascal yields!”
“A scientist may not be sure of the answer, but he's often sure he can find one. And that's a condition which is clearly not enjoyed by philosophy.”

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