"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer."

-- Robert Quillen

#Funny Quotes #Age Quotes #Body Quotes

“With 'Twilight,' I felt the actors needed to be up-and-coming artists that haven't been recognized yet.”
“Those who know what's best for us must rise and save us from ourselves.”
“A news conference is a device by which the establishment keeps large numbers of reporters from covering the news every place else.”
“Do you really think he was flirting with me?" "Let's see. He gave you candy you hate - I saw your face - and a CD of songs..." He looks at the CD. "All of these are, like, twenty years old at least. Figures. Oh, and he groped your face. Sounds like true love to me.”
“Ah, lips that say one thing, while the heart thinks another,”
“I am a man and alive. For this reason I am a novelist. And, being a novelist, I consider myself superior to the saint, te scientist, the philosopher, and the poet, who are all great masters of different bits of man alive, but never get the whole hog....Only in the novel are all things given full play.”
“My grandparents are from Mexico, so I grew up with great Mexican food.”
“Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.”

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