"When I was in junior high I read a lot of Danielle Steele. So I always assumed that the day I got engaged I'd be naked, covered in rose petals, and sleeping with the brother of the man who'd kidnapped me."

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Source : Jenny Lawson (2012). “Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)”, p.68, Pan Macmillan

Jenny Lawson

#Brother Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Men Quotes

“Youâ€™re my religion. Youâ€™re all Iâ€™ve got.”
“Partial culture runs to the ornate, extreme culture to simplicity.”
“Tread softly! All the earth is holy ground.”

Source : Christina Rossetti (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Christina Rossetti (Illustrated)”, p.514, Delphi Classics
“There must be something beyond man in this world. Even on attaining to his highest possibilities, he is like a bird beating against his cage. There is something beyond, O deathless like a sea-shell, moaning for the bosom of the ocean to which you belong!”
“I know it may seem surprising to people, but learning dialog that has a conversational flow to it is not that difficult.”
“We are not intimidated by the size of the armies, or the type of hardware the US has brought.”
“Optimization is generally detrimental to future success, but it is the only way to accomplish present success in competition with others who are equally interested in short-term results.”

Source : "O'reilly subjugated to the Lisp juggenaut". Usenet discussion groups, groups.google.com. January 18, 2004.
“It is an eternal obligation toward the human being not to let him suffer from hunger when one has a chance of coming to his assistance.”

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