"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."

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Rita Rudner

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“I think the good Lord is a Yankee.”
“When I make a movie, I completely dive into it and I can't really take anything in at all, at that time.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“There's obviously a lot of tragedy in comedy; I really enjoy the paradox of what a really good comedy is.”
“I am filled with awe that filmmakers have the capacity to stir us and give us back a sense of wonder.”
“For anyone going through a divorce or any other painful challenge, the first and most important recommendation I can make is to find some kind of spiritual and emotional support.”

Source : "How I Survived My Divorce From Rod Stewart" by Alana Stewart, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 1, 2012.
“I want to see my friends who I have not seen about a year since I've started to do the whole recording thing. I love to sit down with them and have a coffee. I also want to go see movies.”

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“The reason I like socialism is that it's kind of enforced Christianity. It's basically very Christian, in the sense of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." These people have nothing, so you have to share.”
“Creative expression is not just a means of getting attention, although some have approached art that way. Think of art as a way of connecting, of sharing your insights with others.”

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