"I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things."

-- Dane Cook

#Years Quotes #Needs Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“America is not dying because of the strength of humanism but the weakness of evangelism.”
“I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin!”
“I almost feel like itâ€™s an obligation to not further the status quo if you become somebody with influence and exposure.”
“The streets of New York and some wards of its venerable institutions were packed with people who, despite being entirely forsaken, had episodes of glory that made the career of Alexander the Great seem like a day in the life of a file clerk.”
“You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.”
“If we're talking about healthcare lets talk about a healthy diet. If there is anything better in the world in dealing with a healthcare problem it's prevention! We CAN afford prevention!”
“To God's own heart be true.”
“A film is like a battleground. It's love, hate, action, violence,Â deathâ€”In one word, emotions.”

Source : "Director's Cut", www.newyorker.com. November 25, 2002.

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