"Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Girl Quotes #Events Quotes #Littles Quotes

“I do have a nickname with my family; I'm called Snappy, because I do get to be a bit snippy at times. They call me Snappy Bear. That's from New Hampshire. My dad's called Crazy, my mother's Happy - it's a whole thing.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Anyone wanting a new house picks one from among those built on speculation or still in process of construction. The builder no longer works for his customers but for the market.”
“When I find my consort, I plan to stab him in the heart before he can cause me a moment's unease. -Taliyah”
“We have suffered from the preaching of cheap grace. Grace is free, but it is not cheap. People will take anything that is free, but they are not interested in discipleship. They will take Christ as Savior but not as Lord.”
“Don't let the mistakes and disappointments of the past control and direct your future.”
“Of course I was delighted the flight was over, but I still had to worry about cleaning up inside the cabin, I had to worry about the hatch, how to get in the sling, and so on.”
“I have learned not to take too much notice of those who disapprove of my lifestyle choices, because I know that I was not designed to be part of the crowd. If I am different, I make no apology, and I hope that others will have the courage to be themselves and stand up for what they believe in, fight for those who need protection, love who they want to love, and be proud of it.”
“He who talks much cannot always talk well. [It., Chi parla troppo non puo parlar sempre bene.]”

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