"Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy."

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Mike Birbiglia

#Laughing Quotes #Jazz Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“The tortured always remain tortured.”
“I don't have any particular excitement about working with any specific director or actor at this point.”
“I don't practise any religion but I am deeply interested in the answers that mankind has come up with to explain the human situation.”
“Any politician who can be elected only by turning Americans against other Americans is too dangerous to be elected.”
“It's just as easy to be happy with a lot of money as with a little.”
“Love yourself like your life depends on it, because it does.”

Source : Twitter post from May 11, 2015
“Every second of every day, our senses bring in way too much data than we can possibly process in our brains.”
“Beautiful princesses and beautiful, strong queens are brainwashed into thinking hoâ€™s and B****â€™s are virtuous titles.”

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