"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men."

-- Joseph Conrad

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“Thereâ€™s an old saying: that which doesnâ€™t kill you makes you stronger. I donâ€™t believe that. I think the things that try to kill you make you angry and sad. Strength comes from the good things â€” your family, your friends, the satisfaction of hard work. Those are the things that keep you whole. Those are the things to hold on to when youâ€™re broken.”
“Stained is about a lonely bookshop keeper, and her past comes back to haunt her. I play a femme fatale, schizophrenic serial killer. They offered me the part and I was like, "I'm just curious why you thought I would be perfect for this role," and the director (Karen Lam) said, "You have this look that, when you're smiling, you're really sweet, but when you're not smiling, you look like you could kill somebody."”
“Iâ€™m American. I canâ€™t stand Brazilians. They live in a third-world country anyway, so theyâ€™ll go anywhere if thereâ€™s a little money. I live in America. I want to be a champion of an American organization.”
“Wonderful things happen when your brain is empty.”
“The public does not know what is possible. We do.”
“I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always”
“I think I was around 15 when my Dad was 40 and thought, "Man he's old. There's no way I'll be skating at that age."”

Source : Source: theindiespiritualist.com
“Make everybody fall out of the plane first, and then explain who they were and why they were in the plane to begin with.”

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