"Man makes machines to man the machines that make the machines."

-- Pete Townshend

#Men Quotes #Machines Quotes #Explanation Quotes

“I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run..”

Source : FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Jan 15, 2013
“Memory selects single important images, just as the camera does. In that manner both are able to isolate the highest moments of living.”
“Narcissus never wrote well nor was a friend.”
“Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.”
“My dream was to be either a volleyball player or a veterinarian.”
“I donâ€™t suppose I really know you very well - but I know you smell like the delicious damp grass that grows near old walls and that your hands are beautiful opening out of your sleeves and that the back of your head is a mossy sheltered cave when there is trouble in the wind and that my cheek just fits the depression in your shoulder.”
“Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.”
“Every creative act is open war against The Way It Is. What you are saying when you make something is that the universe is not sufficient, and what it really needs is more you. And it does, actually; it does. Go look outside. You can't tell me that we are done making the world.”

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