"I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.."

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Source : FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Jan 15, 2013

Bill Engvall

#Running Quotes #Baby Quotes #Believe Quotes

“Live life on your own path. Everybody's got something different. You can't keep up with all those people, so you better keep up with yourself.”
“If you can make the hits, then you won't be an Internet rapper anymore. It's good for hip-hop.”

Source : "Donnis Talks 'Fashionably Late,' Atlantic Debut & Texting With T.I". Interveiw with Jordan Martins, www.complex.com. June 24, 2010.
“It's just hard to meet new people, in my position.”
“Any kind of conflict draws me to a role.”

Source : "Angels and demons" by Stuart Jeffries, www.theguardian.com. June 5, 2008.
“Effective as perspective is... it becomes a deadening influence on an artist's natural way of seeing things once it is accepted as a system - as a mechanical formula.”
“Insist on yourself. Never imitate.”
“Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious and highly unwarranted *things*, like wearing smoking jackets to the dinner table.”
“Architecture is a political act, by nature. It has to do with the relationships between people and how they decide to change their conditions of living.”

Source : "Without Walls: An Interview with Lebbeus Woods". Interview with Geoff Manaugh, www.bldgblog.com. October 3, 2007.

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