"Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar."

-- Joel Hodgson

#Brother Quotes #Turtles Quotes #Names Quotes

“The question is very understandable, but no one has found a satisfactory answer to it so far. Yes, why do they make still more gigantic planes, still heavier bombs and, at the same time, prefabricated houses for reconstruction? Why should millions be spent daily on the war and yet there's not a penny available for medical services, artists, or for poor people? Why do some people have to starve, while there are surpluses rotting in other parts of the world? Oh, why are people so crazy?”
“[I]f the policy of the Government, upon vital questions affecting, the whole people is to be irrevocably fixed by decisions of the Supreme Court, the instant they are made, in ordinary litigation between parties in personal actions, the people will have ceased, to be their own rulers, having, to that extent, practically resigned their Government, into the hands of that eminent tribunal.”
“Ask BIG questions, find BIG answers.”
“One of the principle things life has taught me is that we always have a choice. When we say we "can't," we usually mean we're just not willing to pay the price.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't believe in?”

Source : Brad Stine (2006). “Live from Middle America: Rants from a Red-State Comedian”, Hudson st Press
“It is in the hard rockpile labour of seeking to win, hold, or deserve a reader's interest that the pleasant agony of writing comes in.”
“There ain't no troubles that we can't rise above, with a handful of faith and a heartful of love.”
“The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange.”

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