"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."

-- Groucho Marx

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“There are a number of paths that lead to this place. I have been avoiding them for some small time, now.”
“What if marriage is really about making us more like Christ, not so much about making us happy?”
“Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasnâ€™t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamsterâ€™s cage was clean, Iâ€™d be happy to oblige.”
“But Fortune, who never forgets her duty, turns her wheel suddenly.”

Source : Marie (de France) (1978). “The lais of Marie de France”, Dutton Adult
“When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.”
“Why are we acting as if we're angry. Are we angry?”
“The great revolution of the future will be Nature's revolt against man.”
“Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.”

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