"Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy."

-- Laura Schlessinger

“You're only as good as the sum of your parts, and one person can't be a team.”
“She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.”
“Well, I first started going to Europe in the late '70s.”
“I grew up so poor in Austria that we never took a vacation with my family.”
“No matter how much you've worked so hard to be as successful as you are, there will always be those ignorant haters who don't understand.”
“Maybe you think youâ€™ll be entitled to more happiness later by forgoing all of it now, but it doesnâ€™t work that way. Happiness takes as much practice as unhappiness does. Itâ€™s by living that you live more. By waiting you wait more. Every waiting day makes your life a little less. Every lonely day makes you a little smaller. Every day you put off your life makes you less capable of living it.”
“We are ripples of consciousness of the vast ocean of consciousness. If we get agitated and become part of the reactionary and vitriolic behavior sometimes around us, we will only add to the disturbance.”
“The only hope for healing is to offer a better form of ecstasy, to upgrade so the addict will give up the stupid one.”

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