"Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Blessing Quotes #Life Is Quotes #Torture Quotes

“I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids - because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But again, my job is too selfish.”
“When mundane, lowly activities are at stake, too much insight is detrimentalâ€”far-sightedness errs in immediate concerns.”
“The greatest method of praying is to pray the Rosary.”
“I know I've done the right thing but I couldn't feel worse about it, and I suppose that is part of what it is to lead.”
“Is it absurd to imagine that our social behavior, from amoeba to man, is also planned and dictated, from stored Information, by the cells? And that the time has come for men to be entrusted with the task, through heroic efforts, of bringing life to other worlds?”
“My fave routine is The Roller Coaster. First of all it's a great way to get into a card trick, without stating it's a card trick. The routine is so brilliantly structured as to at first, intrigue, psychologically unsettle and then blow away your audience. An extra bonus is that it will hopefully create a welcome respite from bloody invisible deck routines. Worth the price of the book.”
“As long as I was alive, I was something. That was just how it was. But somewhere along the way it all changed. Living turned me into nothing.”
“I write any sort of rubbish which will cover the main outlines of the story, then I can begin to see it.”

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