"This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around."

-- Patton Oswalt

#College Quotes #Eggs Quotes #Two Quotes

“I am just myself, and who I am is a lot....”
“So many women today have become so focused on their children, they've developed these romantic entanglements with their children's lives, and the husbands are secondary. They're left out. And the romantic focus is on the children.”
“When you do good by the world, the world will do good by you”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 28, 2017
“Everywhere immigrants have enriched and strengthened the fabric of American life.”
“At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable.”
“In the pit of red You hid from the bone-clinic whiteness But the jewel you lost was blue.”
“The poor are the human manure in which grow the harvests of life, the harvests of joy which the rich reap.”

Source : Octave Mirbeau (1900). “A Chambermaid's Diary”
“It's easier and more cost effective to maintain good health, than to regain it once it's lost.”

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