"As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Rocks Quotes #Guy Quotes #Kind Quotes

“help that is not positively necessary is a hindrance to a growing organism.”

Source : Dorothy Canfield Fisher (1912). “A Montessori Mother”
“Just all that hard work, all those hours in the pool, I feel like it's about to pay off. I guess we'll just have to wait and see this summer.”
“It's where we're nearest to our humanness. Useless knowledge for its own sake. Useful knowledge is good, too, but it's for the faint-hearted, an elaboration of the real thing, which is only to shine some light, it doesn't matter where on what, it's the light itself, against the darkness, it's what's left of God's purpose when you take away God.”
“Abortion is the taking of a life.”
“Dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain.”
“In a world of discouragement, sorrow, and overmuch sin, in times when fear and despair seem to prevail, when humanity is feverish with no worldly physicians in sigh, I too say, Trust Jesus. Let Him still the tempest and ride upon the storm. Believe that He can lift mankind from its bed of affliction, in time and in eternity.”
“There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.”

Source : "Fictional character: Henry J. Waternoose". "Monsters, Inc.", www.imdb.com. October 28, 2001.
“Ask a writer what he thinks about critics and the answer you get is similar to what you get when you ask a lamppost how he feels about dogs.”

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