"High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose."

-- Daniel Tosh

#School Quotes #People Quotes #Drug Quotes

“He gave her what no one else had ever been able to give. A past to cherish. A present to enjoy. A future to anticipate”
“I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The city of truth cannot be built on the swampy ground of skepticism.”
“It is the understanding of others and the awareness of their needs, that the ambassador of CHRIST should strive to cultivate”
“Were a man to order his life by the rules of true reason, a frugal substance joined to a contented mind is for him great riches; for never is there any lack of a little.”
“Donald Trump understands China influence. He's been talking about it since 1980. He understands it. The people that are on the other side of this, including his opponent, Hillary Clinton, have been part of every bad trade negotiation we've had since 1993.”
“Fly, on your way, like an eagle / Fly as high as the Sun.”

Source : "Pass notes, No 3,169: Bruce Dickinson", www.theguardian.com. May 2, 2012.
“Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.”

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