"[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Dirty Quotes #Drunk Quotes #Dui Quotes

“You say to me that there is more to life than hurling but if you want to carry on like a fella who is not an inter-county hurler, well then there will be more to life than hurling. Lots more. But there won't be hurling. That's the reality of it.”
“Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo â€” Captain Kangaroo... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.”

Source : "Fictional character: Captain Kangaroo". TV Series "Captain Kangaroo", October 3, 1955.
“By the time I got to the Paris Conservatoire I was very good at the scales and arpeggios.”
“I never analyze why I was with one woman instead of another.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Blessed are the single-hearted, for they shall enjoy much peace. If you refuse to be hurried and pressed, if you stay your soul on God, nothing can keep you from that clearness of spirit which is life and peace. In that stillness you will know what His will is.”

Source : Amy Carmichael (2010). “Candles in the Dark: Letters of Hope and Encouragement”, p.56, CLC Publications
“Artist development is something that I've been passionate about from my days at Uptown and Motown Records.”

Source : "Laurieann Gibson: 'We've Created a New Jerusalem' With Lady Gaga's 'Judas' Video". Interview with Shirley Halperin, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 10, 2011.
“I don't waste money on smart, expensive clothes.”

Source : "Kirsty Gallacher: The last five things I bought" by Dinah Turner, www.mirror.co.uk. April 17, 2012.
“I think itâ€™s a universal thing in every family, that people have their own specific versions of pivotal events or even small memories,”

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