"I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist."

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Judy Tenuta

#Philosophy Quotes #Professors Quotes

“The primary reason for a tariff is that it enables the exploitation of the domestic consumer by a process indistinguishable from sheer robbery.”
“You have only 30 seconds with a new person. I will give you a hug so you know Iâ€™m real, and then youâ€™re real too.”
“An Ice Age is coming and I welcome it as much-needed changing. I see no solution to our ruination of earth except for a drastic reduction of the human population.”
“Stop counting crayons, just draw pictures.”
“Every company is its own TV station, magazine, and newspaper.”
“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”
“Living is strife and torment, disappointment and love and sacrifice, golden sunsets and black storms. I said that some time ago, and today I do not think I would add one word.”
“The mercenary finished his coffee in a single gulp, It must have been piping hot, too. Boy, he was tough.”

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