"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."

-- Mort Sahl

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“America rests on shared values rather than shared ethnicity.”
“Being a fool for God was not merely alright but liberating.”
“I find her [Frances Trollope] simply delightful, even in her prejudices and cantankerousness. It is a gift to an author to find a funny, wry, perceptive contemporary observer to whom the subject matter seems almost as different and alien, and requiring as much struggling to understand, as it did to me.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
“As you get older, it's always a process of self-love, learning how to really do that for yourself instead of trying to find it outside yourself.”

Source : "Actor Lela Loren: Getting grounded, sweating it out, and loving yourself". Interview with Chelsea Logan, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. October 21, 2015.
“Once that was over, I knew that my ties to a football organization would be over because I never wanted to coach or be in the front office.”
“If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.”
“At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished.”

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