"Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse."

-- Bill Press

“Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.”
“I'm a good assistant. That's why I don't have an assistant, because I'm so on it that no one can be as on it as me. I know that.”
“Character is a perfectly educated will.”
“It is an occult law moreover, that no man can rise superior to his individual failings without lifting, be it ever so little, the whole body of which he is an integral part. In the same way no one can sin, nor suffer the effects of sin, alone. In reality, there is no such thing as 'separateness' and the nearest approach to that selfish state which the laws of life permit is in the intent or motive.”
“The heart of the matter, as I see it, is the stark fact that world poverty is primarily a problem of two million villages, and thus a problem of two thousand million villagers.”
“I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.”
“Just because you're living in blissful oblivion doesn't mean you're not responsible.”

Source : "Trash". Book by Arthur M. Jolly, 2013.
“I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm... where you're together and everybody has clear-cut roles; they have chores, 'you take care of this' and you know. But it's hard.”

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