"People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“You can have a lot of unhappiness by not having money, but the reverse is no guarantee of happiness.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Coaching is effective self-expression in the coach/client relationship so that you catalyze your clients' manifestation of their own desired outcomes.”

Source : Lloyd J. Thomas, Patrick Williams (2011). “Total Life Coaching: 50+ Life Lessons, Skills, and Techniques to Enhance Your Practice . . . and Your Life”, p.2, W. W. Norton & Company
“I didn't like to be restricted, because when you're in a choir, you have a part to sing and you sing it. I always liked singing on my own.”

Source : "Tom Jones: 'Spiritual songs are natural to me'". Interview With Laura Barton, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2010.
“I hope you become comfortable with the use of logic without being deceived into concluding that logic will inevitably lead you to the correct conclusion.”
“Reason is non-negotiable. Try to argue against it, or to exclude it from some realm of knowledge, and you've already lost the argument, because you're using reason to make your case. And no, this isn't having "faith" in reason (in the same way that some people have faith in miracles), because we don't "believe" in reason; we use reason.”

Source : "Brilliant Father Teaches His Children to Argue With Him Using Ancient Greek Rhetoric". rebrn.com. May 29, 2009.
“All green was anished sae of pine and yew, That still displayed their melancholy hue; Sae the green holly with its berries red, And the green moss that o'er the grael spread.”
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
“The prayer does call for serious, serious punishment on people. But I didn't call for that, God did.”

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