"Whatever you do, you must never let the voice in your head control the brain in your heart."

“I swear ***** be eyein me all hard and lyin to they girls and drivin the same cars”

“In five billion years, the sun will expand and engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day”

“The only failure one man should fear, is the failure to do his best.”

“I have loads of stuff that never came out because I really don't think it's good enough.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

“You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.”

Source : "Patton Oswalt Talks TRAGEDY PLUS COMEDY EQUALS TIME, Doing Another Stand-Up Special, Preparing to Shoot Live Performances & Upcoming TV Guest Spots". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. January 16, 2014.

“The solitude of the poet is the uniqueness of his experience, and the particulaity of his sensitivity and imagination.”

“For the year after I left government service, I worked as a consultant to the Republican National Committee because the lawyers advised that was the proper way for me to comply with ethics regulations and continue to advise the President.”

“The Buddha’s last words instructed us to be heedful—to see our actions as important and to keep that importance in mind at all times.”