"I swear ***** be eyein me all hard and lyin to they girls and drivin the same cars"

“It is in these moments of tender and ridiculous nostalgia that I know something inside me is still broken.”

“I often surprise myself. You can't plan some shots that go in, not unless you're on marijuana, and the only grass I'm partial to is Wimbledon's.”

“All the ills from which America suffers can be traced back to the teaching of evolution. It would be better to destroy every other book ever written, and save just the first three verses of Genesis.”

“If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

“[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.”

Source : "Theo de Raadt Responds". bsd.slashdot.org. December 11, 2000.

“Like students of art who walk around a great statue, seeing parts and aspects of it from each position, but never the whole, we must walk mentally around time, using a variety of approaches, a pandemonium of metaphor.”

Source : Robert Grudin (1997). “Time and the Art of Living”, p.2, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

“Reminding myself of all that I have to be thankful for really helps ground me and keeps me from tipping over into that negative place.”

Source : "Interview with Nikki Deloach, actress in the hit show Awkward". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

“Looking back over sixty-odd years, life is like a piece of string with knots in it, the knots being those moments that live in the mind forever, and the intervals being hazy, half-recalled times when I have a fair idea of what was happenng, in a general way, but cannot be sure of dates or places or even the exact order in which events took place.”

Source : George MacDonald Fraser (1992). “Quartered safe out here: a recollection of the war in Burma”, Harvill Press