"That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone."

-- Lewis Black

#Funny Things Quotes #Upset Quotes #Matter Quotes

“I was hired for a really excellent academic job early in my life; I was twenty-five when I started at Princeton and I got tenure early on. I really didn't deserve this; I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.”
“Strats are my favorite electric guitars, and I've got quite a collection.”
“In the darkness, who would answer for the color of a rose, Or the vestments of the May moth and the pilgrimage it goes?”

Source : Nathalia Crane (1925). “The Janitor's Boy and Other Poems”
“You fall in love with the girl next door but married her sister.”
“It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed.”
“Perspective - Use It or Lose It. If you turned to this page, you're forgetting that what is going on around you is not reality. Think about that.”
“Even as I speak, in four hours time the Kyalami Grand Prix will roar away”
“You know, class is like magic. There's nothing there you can point to, it evaporates if you try to analyse it, but it's real and it affects how people behave and makes things happen.”

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