"I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head."

-- Dane Cook

“If you don't believe in what you're selling, neither will your prospect.”
“You are the soul that fits into mine”

Source : Lauren Kate (2013). “The Fallen Series: 4-Book Collection”, p.1198, Delacorte Press
“I've been on the other side of the table many times, trying to get people to be sympathetic to projects, and I've been the victim of that kind of intense kindness masking extreme stupidity.”
“I love life. There's always something to overcome, new people to meet... You've just got to find your bliss and go after it. That's where the drive is, that's how you find your special place.”
“We can close the gap and improve what happens in the classroom by using educational technology that is the same high quality everywhere.”
“You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.”
“While we are examining into everything we sometimes find truth where we least expected it.”
“If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.”

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