"Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness."

-- John Oliver

#Role Playing Quotes #Roles Quotes #Welcome Quotes

“Everyone must be clear that business as usual is not an option. Most of us live in buildings erected long before we were born and our successors will have to live with the environmental consequences of the buildings we construct today. It is vital that we minimise harmful impacts for those who come after us”
“If there is a single power the West underestimates, it is the power of collective hatred.”

Source : Ralph Peters (2001). “Fighting for the Future: Will America Triumph?”, p.13, Stackpole Books
“How you act, walk, look and talk is all part of Hip Hop culture. And the music is colorless. Hip Hop music is made from Black, brown, yellow, red and white.”
“Basically painting is total idiocy.”
“Is there an existence that is only mine?”

Source : Russell Hoban (2012). “Kleinzeit”, p.134, A&C Black
“Google' is not a synonym for 'research'.”
“It is a great presumption to ascribe our successes to our own management, and not to esteem ourselves upon any blessing, rather as it is the bounty of heaven, than the acquisition of our own prudence.”
“I ask why your Omnipotent God does not hold a man back when he is about to commit a sin or offence. It is childâ€™s play for God. Why did He not kill war lords? Why did He not remove the fury of war from their minds? In this way God could have saved humanity from great calamity and horror.”

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