"If you really want space on public transport you should carry some ***** from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling. Every now and again mutter, 'Why are women more beautiful when they are eyeless?' You will be able to stretch out, though this can have ramifications such as ending up on a police list or being run out of town."

-- Robin Ince

#Beautiful Quotes #Running Quotes #Children Quotes

“His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.”

Source : Clement Clarke Moore “The Night Before Christmas”, Library of Alexandria
“I go to Alaska and fish salmon. I do some halibut fishing, lake fishing, trout fishing, fly fishing. I look quite good in waders. I love my waders. I don't think there is anything sexier than just standing in waders with a fly rod. I just love it.”
“A century of convulsive change leaves huge demographic gouge marks.”
“Only if you are joyful, you can be free from the fruit of action.”
“It's hard enough to go through puberty. Everyone's embarassed about their youth, but if just happens that the '80s were particularly disgusting. Flock of Seagulls is not cool.”
“I don't like reading music. It's like learning a language. You can't read music proficiently overnight. It takes time, it's boring work.”
“It was not that the jagged precipices were lofty, that the encircling woods were the dimmest shade, or that the waters were profoundly deep; but that over all, rocks, wood, and water, brooded the spirit of repose, and the silent energy of nature stirred the soul to its inmost depths.”

Source : Thomas Cole (1980). “The collected essays and prose sketches”
“Imperfections are not inadequacies; they are reminders that we're all in this together.”

Source : Brené Brown (2010). “The Gifts of Imperfection: Let Go of Who You Think You're Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are”, p.76, Simon and Schuster

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