"I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead."

-- Dane Cook

#Turkeys Quotes #People Quotes #Frozen Quotes

“Let us put Germany, so to speak, in the saddle! you will see that she can ride.”
“The taste for glory can make ordinary men behave in extraordinary ways.”

Source : Tahir Shah (2013). “House of the Tiger King, Dyslexic edition”, p.96, Lulu.com
“It sounds cliche, but success is your friends, your family, what you do, and if you're happy when you wake up.”

Source : "Q&A with 'Last Days' star Michael Pitt". Interview with Brad Balfour, www.tailslate.net. July 21, 2005.
“Officially in America we now have a totally arbitrary and limitless government. That is, we have a â€˜total government.â€™ In short, weâ€™ve got totalitarian government.”
“Seventy percent store-bought, ready-made plus 30 percent fresh allows you to take 100 percent of the credit.”
“Some European countries insist on saying that during World War II, Hitler burned millions of Jews and put them in concentration camps. Any historian, commentator or scientist who doubts that is taken to prison or gets condemned. Although we don't accept this claim, if we suppose it is true... If the Europeans are honest they should give some of their provinces in Europe - like in Germany, Austria or other countries - to the Zionists and the Zionists can establish their state in Europe. You offer part of Europe and we will support it.”
“He's trying to do info-tainment. He doesn't really want to talk about trans issues, he wants to sensationalize my life and not really talk about the work that I do and what the purpose of me writing this book was about.”
“Ireland is also quite nice. So is Amsterdam.”

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