"Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Thinking Quotes

“When we illuminate the road back to our ancestors, they have a way of reaching out, of manifesting themselves...sometimes even physically.”

Source : Raquel Cepeda (2014). “Bird of Paradise: How I Became Latina”, p.13, Simon and Schuster
“It would be great for everyone to grow up like I grew up, where everyone had a job. It would be nice for everybody. I'm the son of a "legal" immigrant. I think it would be nice for everyone to get back to work. Get rid of homelessness. People could work. I think if people give Donald Trump a chance, he'll do great.”

Source : Source: www.washingtontimes.com
“Uplift, your mind is a gift.”

Source : Song: The Power of God, Album: Mama Said Knock You Out
“Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.”
“You allow people to represent themselves, and they'll either look smart or foolish on their own; you don't have to do much for them.”

Source : "Samantha Bee". Interview with Catherine O’Hara, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 4, 2016.
“Tremble, all ye oppressors of the world!”

Source : Richard Price (1790). “A Discourse on the Love of Our Country: Delivered on Nov. 4, 1789, at the Meeting-house in the Old Jewry, to the Society for Commemorating the Revolution in Great Britain”, p.50
“On July 4th, we renew our commitment to the American Idea-the belief that all men are created equal. We read the Declaration. We tell our kids the history. We remember those who died to protect our country. And along the way, we remind ourselves of why we love it.”
“I was in Graham's office the day he bought GEICO. Warren owns one-third of the stock today.”

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