"I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted."

-- Amy Schumer

#Drinking Quotes #Mean Quotes #Two Quotes

“It's so important to encourage the use of sun cream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sun beds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer.”
“There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." "Well, actually, that would be one of the five.”
“I win because I learned years ago that scared money always loses. I never care, so I win.”

Source : Hedy Lamarr (1966). “Ecstasy and me: my life as a woman”
“isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!”
“Happy was she who could believe without seeing, who was at one with the duration and continuity of life.”
“Every time we see people as ordinary, we turn the wine back into water.”
“nonlinear interactions almost always make the behavior of the aggregate more complicated than would be predicted by summing or averaging.”

Source : John Henry Holland (1995). “Hidden order: how adaptation builds complexity”, Addison-Wesley Longman
“Our abilities and giftedness does not end of this earth; we will continue to serve the Lord in agreement with our abilities on this earth.”

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