"Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible."

-- Zach Braff

#Stupid Quotes #Mean Quotes #Writing Quotes

“Every little obstacle-every fall you have-is an opportunity.”
“Let me make this real simple. You will not break me. The hole will not break me. I will not break. I will not be broken.”
“I could never allow [tax] cuts that devastate education for our children, that pollute our environment, that end the guarantee of health care for those who are served under Medicaid, that end our duty or violate our duty to our parents through Medicare. I just couldn't do that. As long as I'm president, I'll never let it happen.”
“I used to think about how nice it would be to visit the planets. Of course, I didn't expect to see in my lifetime what has happened. I knew it would happen some day, but it came along faster than I at first thought.”
“I would say I'd rather dig a ditch, you know, do hard, manual labor than write lyrics.”
“I have inspiration and feelings of being alive most every day I live”
“There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money and I canâ€™t remember what the second one is.”
“The city reveals the moral ends of being, and sets the awful problem of life. The country soothes us, refreshes us, lifts us up with religious suggestion.”

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