"They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom."

-- Robin Ince

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“Sustainability: It's the right thing to do, it's the smart thing to do, it's the profitable thing to do.”
“I never break my journey at Deoli but i pass through as often as I can”
“I do not believe in God, because I believe in man. Whatever his mistakes, man has for thousands of years been working to undo the botched job your god has made.”
“Allow me to offer a simple definition of wisdom. Wisdom is looking at life from God's point of view.”

Source : Charles R. Swindoll (2009). “Great Lives: Job: A Man of Heroic Endurance”, p.547, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Self-knowledge is essential not only to writing, but to doing almost anything really well. It allows you to work through from a deep place - from the deep, dark corners of your subconscious mind.”

Source : "How to write fiction: Meg Rosoff on finding your voice". www.theguardian.com. October 18, 2011.
“Like a blind spinner in the sun,I tread my days:I know that all the threads will runAppointed ways.I know each day will bring its task,And being blind no more I ask.”

Source : Helen Hunt Jackson (1872). “Verses”, p.9
“I would also hope that no one would think about trying to amend the constitution as a political strategy,”

Source : "Mary Cheney on 'FOX News Sunday'". "FOX News Sunday" with Chris Wallace, www.foxnews.com. May 15, 2006.
“It is so very easy and so very pleasant, too, to read only books which lead to nothing, light and interesting books, and the more the better, that it is almost as difficult to wean ourselves from it as from the habit of chewing tobacco to excess, or of smoking the whole time, or of depending for stimulus upon tea or coffee or spirits.”

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