"With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it."

-- Rob Delaney

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Want Quotes

“I don't care if they respect me so long as they fear me.”
“Not everyone has been a bully or the victim of bullies, but everyone has seen bullying, and seeing it, has responded to it by joining in or objecting, by laughing or keeping silent, by feeling disgusted or feeling interested.”
“The world has changed around Europe. It is not only the migration crisis that has shown Europe is not up for challenge.”
“Surely, serious problems can't be solved just by talking about them.”
“It is true that no member state can be required to make payments to others. But if countries want to offer voluntary assistance, as in the Greek case, this isn't only allowed, but it's also in Germany's interest. We all benefit by ensuring the stability of the euro zone.”
“The goal of Christian dating is not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend but to find a spouse. Have that in mind as you get to know one an- other, and if youâ€™re not ready to commit to a relationship with the end goal of marriage, itâ€™s better not to date but simply to remain friends.”
“I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives.”
“Why the transfer of decisions from those with personal experience and a stake in the outcome to those with neither can be expected to lead to better decisions is a question seldom asked, much less answered.”

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